Eh-sexual? (via)
BWAHAHAHHHAHAAAAAA GOWAN
#Canadians are weird
No, sir. We’re the normal ones. You ‘male’s, ‘female’s, and ‘I wish to not disclose’s are the weird ones.
For a Canadian…
… today was just another Thursday. But many good tofurkey wishes to you Americans.
Anonymous asked: I DEMAND SATISFACTION - TS2. (Do I win? Do I win YOU?)
It appears that satisfaction must be delivered…
The next person to message me gets control of me for the next hour.
(Source: unusualcrate)
I found Gowan’s birthday wish list…
We wont discuss last night’s activities any further.
(Source: barbiemoo)
Happy birthday to my favorite maple leaf
It’s not a CHANT, Larry. It’s an American folk song. Really…
Here’s Mary Martin and her legs to sing it to you:
Ugh. It’s hard to keep track of all your silly, American songs and ways! Do you remember how long it took me to remember that Star Spangled Banner?
If I made it… it might look like a car. Close enough. Many happy returns, cher ami.
Oh, and a lot of space for the most delicious part… Candles! All 25 of them!
Happy birthday to my favorite maple leaf
Ta ra ra boom de-yay
Gowan was born today
So now there’s hell to pay
Ta ra ra boom de-yay
Your chants bring a tear to my eye, dear Todd.
The unofficial list of the official United Rock Nations:
- Gowantia
- Toddania
- Chucktopia
Choose your area of residence in an orderly fashion.
